I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Randomize
