The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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