I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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