I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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