i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
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Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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