Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
