love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
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and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
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Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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