did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Who wears a wallet chain?!
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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