What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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