allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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