Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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