I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
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She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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