10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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