Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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