watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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