Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
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Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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