You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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