My nipple is on Facebook.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
he was CRYING into my vagina
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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