I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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