i would punch a child for taco bell
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
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I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
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It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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