He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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