Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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