I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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