the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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