nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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