I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
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The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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