come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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