i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
accomplished twins. life is a go
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
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Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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