so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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