kristin has been a bad kristin
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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