Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
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Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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