wrigley field is MILF paradise
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I didn't shave. On purpose
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
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you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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