Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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