And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
the gays at disneyland are vicious
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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