One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
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how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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