i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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