Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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