I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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