We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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