Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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