We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
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So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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