I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
only if we run a train.
done.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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