So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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