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if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
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