You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
This house was built for laser tag.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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