i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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