chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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