I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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