3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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