I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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