we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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