Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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