its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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