I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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