from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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