just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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