Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
We just shotgunned beers for America
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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