I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
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