You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize
