Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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