He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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