Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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